MINI-POST~!

I'm talking to a friend and she's complaining about a make believe guy, and I said we'll find him and then I said but he'd probably be gay and she said "That's not even fair. That's like... that's like, coming home to thanksgiving dinner, and finding out it's gay so you can't date it."

She continues "However, still coming to the realization that that turkey can go shopping with you and tell you if a dress makes your dress look fat without worring about getting slapped..."

I dare say that analogy was a work of genius.